Hot spots in Indonesia. What’s that all about?
Can you imagine anyone thinking spots are hot? Jeez. There you are in the morning, looking in the bathroom mirror in despair. That acne is just crowding out all your good features and leaving a red, spotty mess. You’re lining up to take the Accutane — signing up for the iPledge is a real pain but it will all be worth it when the acne’s gone.
And then you catch sight of the headline in a newspaper as you’re on your way to school — “Hot Spots in Indonesia”. Foreigners are really weird. Indonesia is just so way out there. Actually, you probably don’t know where Indonesia is, but, hey, it’s weird that anyone should talk about spots like that. So you stop and then smile. It’s not quite what you thought. You’ve just got acne on your mind.
It seems those Indonesians burn their forests and our great network of spy satellites can see the hot spots where the fires are burning most fiercely. No-one knows why we’re spying on Indonesia but it all fits because your deep-seated spots burn fiercely and nothing else has been able to make them go away. That’s why you’ve signed the iPledge and your parents are going to buy Accutane online. With a little luck, it will all be gone in six months time.
